" ＨＡＶＥＮ'Ｔ ＴＨＯＵＧＨＴ ＯＦ ＹＯＵ ＬＡＴＥＬＹ ＡＴ ＡＬＬ. "

—   PIXIE;   NOUN   —
in traditional regional lore, pixies are generally benign, mischievous, short of stature and attractively childlike;

"Did you crank call Mandy?"
"What if I did?"
"Well, I wanna congratulate you, shake your hand. Congratulations. You've been named the world's biggest cockroach. This award is given in recognition of your unparalleled lack of decency and humanity. Bravo. You're gonna die friendless and alone."
"Hey, everyone knows you're the biggest - "
"Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose. If you use Mandy again to try to convince yourself you're not a loser, I will ruin your life, got it? You got it?"